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\centerline{\bf A SHORT STORY}
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\centerline{\sl by A. U. Thor}
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Once upon a time, in a distant
galaxy called \"O\"o\c c,
there lived a computer
named R.~J. Drofnats.

Mr.~Drofnats---or ``R.J.,'' as
he preferred to be called---
was happiest when he was at work
typesetting beautiful documents.
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